One morning, a mother went in to wake up her son.

Mother: "Wake up, it's time to go to school!"

Son: "But Mom, I don't want to go."

Mother: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."

Son: "Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"

Mother: "Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready!"

Son: "Give me two reasons why I should go to school."

Mother: "Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"